Saturday, June 6, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
I FLIPPIN' HEART E3 2009!!!! <3<3<3<3
Oh, my, gawd. The Electronic Entertainment Expo has kicked ass so far, I mean, a new Halo Trilogy Based off of the Fall Of Reach, A Metal Gear game for the 360 (which is great since I'm a 360'er), this new form of motion control camera which sounds pwnsome (http://au.gear.ign.com/articles/988/988898p1.html), Left 4 Friggin Dead 2!, Crackdown 2, A new Splinter Cell which actually looks alright.
I recall not too long ago saying that 2009 has been a shitty year for gaming, I now take that back.
I recall not too long ago saying that 2009 has been a shitty year for gaming, I now take that back.
Monday, June 1, 2009
I HAVE LITERALLY LOST FAITH IN MANKIND!!!
What the living fuck is wrong with teenagers these days?! This is even worse considering I'm 15 years old, making me a teenager, oh and did I tell you, THAT FUCKING HUNK OF SHIT TWILIGHT ADAPTION BEAT SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE AND THE DARK KNIGHT AT BEST PICTURE AT THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS??!!
How it is anyone could even consider that as a good movie?, actually, anyone who even considers it as a movie is a fucking dumbass.
Its a bad movie, okay, I thought I was watching a made for TV movie while I was watching it, with its god awful special effects which at times even made me laugh out loud, terrible cinematography, absolutely horrendous acting (hell I could act better than that, if only my drama group was still on) and just all round bad directing.
It was critically panned, (As evidenced by the change of directors for the sequel (oh god no) and the 49% "ROTTEN" rating on rotten tomatoes) and slumdog and TDK were both amazing movies, the fact that anyone of any age considers Twilight better than the two of them is just...UGH...I don't even have a word to describe it, so I'll just use one of my made up ones, stoopittarted.
Now its not so much that the movie won the award, its that a marjority of people actually though it was better than Slumdog and TDK, proving that todays youth are the stupidest creatures that have ever roamed this little blue planet, as a hardcore moviebuff, and a non-idiotic person under the age of 24, I just had to address this, this generation of kids are stupid. And have no sense of a good movie...
How it is anyone could even consider that as a good movie?, actually, anyone who even considers it as a movie is a fucking dumbass.
Its a bad movie, okay, I thought I was watching a made for TV movie while I was watching it, with its god awful special effects which at times even made me laugh out loud, terrible cinematography, absolutely horrendous acting (hell I could act better than that, if only my drama group was still on) and just all round bad directing.
It was critically panned, (As evidenced by the change of directors for the sequel (oh god no) and the 49% "ROTTEN" rating on rotten tomatoes) and slumdog and TDK were both amazing movies, the fact that anyone of any age considers Twilight better than the two of them is just...UGH...I don't even have a word to describe it, so I'll just use one of my made up ones, stoopittarted.
Now its not so much that the movie won the award, its that a marjority of people actually though it was better than Slumdog and TDK, proving that todays youth are the stupidest creatures that have ever roamed this little blue planet, as a hardcore moviebuff, and a non-idiotic person under the age of 24, I just had to address this, this generation of kids are stupid. And have no sense of a good movie...
Sunday, May 31, 2009
COMING SOON, I SWEAR TO GOD, THE FIRST ANNUAL BAD OLYMPICS!!!!
YAAYY!, While my proposed Star Trek review is taking longer than I expected, I swear to god this shit is really happening, basicly, starting on the 6th on june, I'll be comparing three bad things of anything, games, movies whatever, and whichever is the shittiest wins the gold, and this keeps going for a week till I decide the shittiest of 2009, its gonna be an unmissable event your probally not ever gonna experience since no-one reads my blog! YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!
Oh and the star trek review will be posted, eventually.
Oh and the star trek review will be posted, eventually.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Word of the day: Zomgotropolis
A city where every run around slapping their hands to their faces yelling "ZOMG" every time something interesting happens.
DAMN IT
The image that I posted with my gay tony post didn't appear becuase IGN are assholes, go f@#% yourselves IGN, go f___ing F^&* yourselves...
(seriously whats the use of having the embed if you can't use it?)
(seriously whats the use of having the embed if you can't use it?)
MUTTER FUCKIN' GAY TONY BITCHEEZZ
'The ballad of gay Tony' I'm not kidding here, that is the title of the latest GTA (H)IV Expansion DLC coming, once again, exclusive to X-Box Live. (Take that again, fanboy bitches!)
See More Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony Artwork at IGN.com
Now already this is causing a whole load of bull-shit with the hateful homophobes at IGN's boards (NOTE: Not all guys at the IGN boards are hateful homophobes) just because it displaying gays as the main characters and not simply a parody on like a radio station or something. The game, according to IGN, is about:
Luis Lopez, the assistant to the nightclub manager Tony "Gay Tony" Prince. In it, players will, "struggle with the competing loyalties of family and friends, and with the uncertainty about who is real and who is fake in a world in which everyone has a price."
Now this is gonna stir up some controversy, Gay haters will hate it, and gays will hate it because it will most likely parody gays in one way or another.
Now I don't care about the fact it involves gays, my issue is that rockstar just keeps beating the shit out of the dead horse that is GTA IV, In my opinion, GTA IV is extremely overrated, its a good game yes, but DAMN did rockstar suck a lot of the fun out of it, thats why I thought Saints Row 2 was a better game (hate on me if you will), its just a shit load of stupid fun which is why we all loved GTA: SA in the first place ( not that game didn't have a serious side ).
In my gamer opinion, Rockstar should stop milking GTA IV with all its fancy DLC and what not, a create like a new GTA in the vien of GTA: SA.
Or a new Bully.
See More Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony Artwork at IGN.comNow already this is causing a whole load of bull-shit with the hateful homophobes at IGN's boards (NOTE: Not all guys at the IGN boards are hateful homophobes) just because it displaying gays as the main characters and not simply a parody on like a radio station or something. The game, according to IGN, is about:
Luis Lopez, the assistant to the nightclub manager Tony "Gay Tony" Prince. In it, players will, "struggle with the competing loyalties of family and friends, and with the uncertainty about who is real and who is fake in a world in which everyone has a price."
Now this is gonna stir up some controversy, Gay haters will hate it, and gays will hate it because it will most likely parody gays in one way or another.
Now I don't care about the fact it involves gays, my issue is that rockstar just keeps beating the shit out of the dead horse that is GTA IV, In my opinion, GTA IV is extremely overrated, its a good game yes, but DAMN did rockstar suck a lot of the fun out of it, thats why I thought Saints Row 2 was a better game (hate on me if you will), its just a shit load of stupid fun which is why we all loved GTA: SA in the first place ( not that game didn't have a serious side ).
In my gamer opinion, Rockstar should stop milking GTA IV with all its fancy DLC and what not, a create like a new GTA in the vien of GTA: SA.
Or a new Bully.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
My word of the day: Galuptuous
It means to have a flying horse that has goggles, that is all
Special thanks to FrankMcfuzz for the suggestion.
Special thanks to FrankMcfuzz for the suggestion.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
My word of the day: Stoopittarded
Yeah, sure it doesn't make any real sense, but none of the words I make up do...
Saturday, May 23, 2009
And so the madness begins...
That is really all I need to say at the moment, I mean, I just created this blog, I have no news that I really feel like addressing, and Terminator Salvation doesn't come out here until the 4th, I guess I could write a review for Star Trek, but that'll take some time to actually make it decent, and since I'm probably the only one who is ever gonna read this (Sam might, yeah Sam, I mentioned you) there is no use posting anything on this blog at all, meh, who knows, maybe someone might stumble upon it accidentally, thats the best I could hope for, anyway, expect my take on pop-culture news, movie reviews, game reviews, hell even toy reviews, (Yeah, I'm THAT kinda nerd) and just all round random.
PS: sorry for the crappy ramble.
PS: sorry for the crappy ramble.
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